A
simple question: what’s your favorite color? I hadn’t been asked that since I
was a kid, had to think for a minute. “Yellow. Or green.” I pause. “I wear
mostly black though.” I feel like a liar, like I’m making something up about
myself. Yellow is pretty, the color of sun and happiness. Beautiful, but if you
walked into my house or peeked inside of my closet, you wouldn’t know the color
even existed. Green is calm, my favorite color for home décor. But black is a
staple of my wardrobe, my favorite nail polish color, and the right amount of
coal eyeliner makes my eyes look amazing. It should be the winner hands down but
only comes as an afterthought.
Favorite
movie? My mind goes blank and once again, I don’t know what to say. Gone with the Wind is a classic, I loved
watching it with my grandmother as a child; she knew every word by heart. The Notebook
made me cry every time, a great love story. I must have watched Rent fifty times; I can sing along to
every song. Garden State is cute, Natalie
Portman did a great job and Zach Braff wrote a surprisingly clever script. The
soundtrack is first-class. The holidays
wouldn’t be complete without watching the original Miracle on 34th Street. And how can I forget Almost Famous? That scene when everybody
is singing “Tiny Dancer” on the bus has to make it a contender.
TV
Show? Beverly Hills 90210, of course.
I DVR it every day. Love it even though I’ve seen every episode already. Or
maybe Weeds. After all, I subscribe
to Showtime just so I can watch it. That’s gotta mean something….And how can I forget my
guilty pleasure, Keeping up with the
Kardashians? Every Sunday night, we have a date. Friends makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it, no matter
how many times I’ve seen Ross and Rachel get together and break up then get together
and break up... Certainly the best comedy ever, although the new show Two Broke Girls is hilarious too... The
Food Network never disappoints either, no matter how many episodes of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives I watch. I
don’t know.
Let’s
talk about food. I love to eat, love how it brings people together. So what’s
one food I can’t live without? Without a doubt, it’s nachos. Nachos covered in
gooey cheese, refried beans, fresh salsa, guacamole, and sour cream. But I’m
totally addicted to buffalo wings dipped in Marie’s super blue cheese dressing,
I’m not sure I could give those up. And then there are these tomatoes I make. I
bake them in olive oil with fresh garlic, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, and
sugar at 250 for three hours. On a nice piece of ciabatta, they are perfect.
Here’s
a question I know the answer to. If I could go anywhere in the world, where
would it be? Italy, of course. Good food, good wine, beautiful architecture.
History. Although Australia seems so beautiful, so many cool animals, great
accents, sun. I’ve always wanted to go to Vancouver too, every picture I’ve
seen looks like heaven and it is my personal experience that Canadians are outgoing
and open. The Swiss Alps, Nice, Paris, Russia. Well, I thought I knew…
Sure, absolutely, week 13.
ReplyDeleteWhat's so funny about this IMO is that, although I'm sure every word is true, somehow you magically make it all sound totally bogus and made up. Part of me doesn't believe a word of it, part of me accepts it completely--and that is one definition of funny.
Week 12, I meant! See how crazy this piece made me!
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